Reminds me of Egoraptor. Try emulating your own style?
Hold an Arrow Key and spam Space Bar.
Walls of text, bad art, meh.
I found this game to be quite funny. Love all the references.
-There's a glitch once you die that loops the "You Lose" banter.
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