Hold an Arrow Key and spam Space Bar.
Walls of text, bad art, meh.
I found this game to be quite funny. Love all the references.
-There's a glitch once you die that loops the "You Lose" banter.
Presentation looks good, as well as the sound effects. However, the game in itself lacks intuitive design, albeit unique in nature. Despite all these aspects, I couldn't find myself playing for longer than 5 minutes.
Try adding some levels and evolutionary elements to the overall design.
Needs a reset.
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